Buy the Cock,
Get paid in Stock
Stocks go up, cocks go up. It's all about going up.
The SEC posted about this meme. So we listened. $Cockcoin is the most unserious serious investment on the blockchain.
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The Manifesto
The SEC wrote about the meme. We made it a coin. Buy the Cock, get paid in Stock — coin goes up, stock goes up. That's the whole pitch.
Meme meets Real World Assets
$Cockcoin isn't just a joke — it's RWA-pilled. Robinhood built the chain of Real World Assets, putting stocks, bonds, and ETFs onchain for the masses. We took that thesis and made it funny.
Buy the Cock, hold the Stock. When RWA goes onchain, even the memes ride the rails — same chain, same assets, way more roosters.
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